Tame the Tides

At Seaside Softwear, we study the coast the only way that matters — by wearing it. Our tees, sweatshirts, and hats are signals from the shoreline: a little bit academic, a little bit absurd, always coastal to the core. Drawn from New England waters, stitched with wit, and worn with pride.
Welcome to the myth.
The tide’s coming in.

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Coastal New England Tees

Iconic creatures. Everyday legends.
This tee line pays tribute to the Atlantic’s most memorable residents and coastal icons. Wear your allegiance to the region.

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SSS Logo Hats

We salute the coast. Be(ach) ready.
We got logo hats that are stitched for fun in the sun! Wear our fall nod to a never-ending summer whenever you want.

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Schooled by the Sea Mascots

Mascots of the myth. Teams of the tide.
These tees rep the teams of the coastal schools that you wish you could attend. Roll NEW ENGLAND.

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Schooled by the Sea Schools

Academic energy. Nautical nonsense.
These crews honor the elite coastal institutions that don’t technically exist, but absolutely should. Wear our ivy vibes all fall.

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System Glitch

Where errors wash up onshore.
A (life)line for the digitally disoriented and the bug squashers who know that sometimes the only fix is a coastal reset.

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Software Rebellion

Code with an attitude.
For subversive stackers and salty sysadmins who reject the defaults and inject commands that may or may not be followed.

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Command Line Defiance

Shell with sass.
For those who still live by the command line, resuscitate crashed machines, and write code only they understand. No GUI? No problem.

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Busy Buffering

The coastal circle (of life).
These designs are for those gloriously out of sync — the ones loading slowly, thinking deeply, and surfing anyway. Status: sunlit and snarky.

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