Holy hell HTML! You’ve run aground! OMG your site is down!

This tee is for those who can tunnel through any blocked port to make the server status finally read: “UP.” It’s for coders, surfers, and masters who know how to deftly change the status. Echo’d with user outrage... but you survived to tell the tale.

Material: Lightweight, super-soft, ring-spun cotton
Fit: Relaxed, unisex cut ready-to-wear for beach days or bug hunts
Ink: Screaming Red on Deep Ocean Blue
Detail: Stamped with our signature SSS wave tag on the back

Webmasters know how to surf, too.